I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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