I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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