What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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