I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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