It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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