Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
