woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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