Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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