I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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