in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
