Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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