Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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