Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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