The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
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