I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
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