Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Randomize
