Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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