um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I need water and some morals
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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