Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
He felt like a one man threesome
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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