Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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