have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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