Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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