Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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