i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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