About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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