can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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