I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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