i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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