that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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