you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
And then my night got REAL pukey
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize
