her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
