Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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