How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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