You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
My vagina is officially offended.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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