STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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