I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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