Three words: puerto rican gang bang
only if we run a train.
done.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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