Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Randomize
