She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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