So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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