i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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