He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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