best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
