I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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