No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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