Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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