She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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