how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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