3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I came so hard my ears popped.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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