you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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